The Talented Mr Eeyore

If Eeyore has participated in the Olympics games, which sports would he excel in?

1. Gymnastics
Having the tendency to sit on the edge (see image on top or you can also refer to previous entry on balancing acts he has performed) he would probably do well in events such as pommel horse. He could also inject creativity by balancing himself on his chin. He even found a teammate to join him in his difficult stunts(SL thought the exercise was torturous for both).


2. Weightlifting
Well trained to be a handphone holder, Eeyore can withstand items much heavier than himself.

International Mathematical Olympiad
An all rounded individual, Eeyore could also consider flexing his brains in the mathematical olympiad. (单凭计算机就得此结论，实在扯。)

Now we all heard of Phelps' extraordinary diet (six times the intake of a normal person!). Thankfully, Eeyore is no Phelps, just some nuts would supply all the energy he needed for a day's training.

Anyway, this is the last entry on Eeyore. Initially wanted to write something melancholic《星期五.下着雨.Eeyore离开我 》but dropped the idea as he's going upstairs for his good, really.

题外话:

Patrick is so well-loved downstairs that he's given organic champagne grapes! Anyway, he's a really kind and forgiving soul, as he shooked hand with his "perpetrator ". SL said this is a classic example of Project HEAL. Haha.